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In class-based FPS games such as Battlefield 2 or Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, a medick is a player who would rather charge into an enemy squad alone, try to heal himself, and get blown away instead of reviving you so the two of you might actually stand a chance at taking them out.

Medicks often exhibit tunnel vision (whut HUD?), selective deafness (lalala i catn hrea u!!), and delusions of grandeur (I R TEH 1337!!!11) which often lead to their timely demise. And if that fails, well, you can always teamkill them. I like to play Medick Baseball by ramming them with a Jeep and seeing how far they fly.

Medicks are often confused with Medics, players who actually understand that their primary role should be to support their teammates.
Hey guys, I think there's about four of them holed up in front of the flag. One of them's a Spec Ops - CRAP, where'd that nade come from?

Oh, good, here comes a medic. Hey, get me up, buddy, and we'll hit them round the back. Where are you going? I just told you they're watching the front! That Spec Ops probably laid out C4! Do you think dropping a med pack is going to-

*BOOM*

...I hate medicks.
Medick by 1cewolf January 1, 2010
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Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.
Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.
Medick's Madhouse by Azuron December 9, 2011

Medick gaming

He's the biggest fucking gay furry nigger Jew creature that exists

medick gaming

medick is the owner of overpriced paracetamol discord server and a roblox developer
medick gaming by tixmanthefirst July 28, 2022

Blood Medic 

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.
Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.
Blood Medic by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag 

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.
AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas
Medic bag by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018
A straight person who makes gross homosexual comments to their straight friends in jest.
Mark: Darn, I spilled my milk in my lap!
Cary: I'll get my Silly Straw!
Mark: You are such a mednick!
mednick by Bear Hunting December 12, 2012
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