Meat Rocket

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

by MeatArrow November 26, 2015

Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Meat Rockets

Tominator’s Paramount Physique Fitness Coaching’s name for a nasty Leg Day gym session at the Brickhouse gym.

MEAT ROCKETS: A nasty Leg day workout.

What’s going on family!!! Just outside the Brickhouse Gym!!!! And it’s MEAT ROCKET day!!! “Slapping sounds as I slap my thighs” It’s going to be nasty AF!!

by -Tominator April 20, 2021

Meat rockets

Thighs, legs, muscles of propulsion. Especially when noticeably muscular.

She squats 400 pounds which is not surprising if you have her tree trunk meat rockets.

by Testy December 15, 2019

Moroccan Meat Rocket

The act of telling someone that they are wrong while swinging your big dick in their face.

My essay was terrible so my teacher gave me a Moroccan meat rocket

by Weyman Garfield March 4, 2020