meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023