meat hoons 

a term commonly used to describe a woman's breasts.

Yo, check out that girl's meat hoons!

meat hoons by heycheese June 19, 2009

meat hooks 

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

meat hooks by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

meat hooks 

excess skin hanging from the opening of the vigina

I had to peel back the "meat hooks" to explore the inner sanctum of my ladies treasure chest.

meat hooks by lettuce cuffington November 6, 2003

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

Russian meat hooks by Romoboi May 30, 2019

meat hooks 

Another name for large tires on a car.

"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"

meat hooks by VicSilv74 April 6, 2008

Meat Hooks 

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

Meat Hooks by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Meathooks 

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.

Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!

Meathooks by King Timmy B August 29, 2019