meat bat 

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

meat bat by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

meat-baton 

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

meat-baton by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

Meat Battleship 

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

Meat Battleship by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

meat baton 

A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.

Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?

meat baton by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003

Meat bath 

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

Meat bath by Asystole___ July 25, 2020

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Meatbat muncher 

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.

Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day

Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008