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(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.
Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?
by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003
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