mean machine 

A true daddy, 100%

“Wow he’s such a M3AN_MACH1NE (mean machine)”

mean machine by cheybreezey May 29, 2018

Mean Bean Machine 

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

Mean Bean Machine by Ushimimi September 14, 2016

Mean Bean Machine 

1. The puzzle game, Mean Bean Machine, for the Sega Genesis.
2. A term for the scrotum, often in reference to a sharp blow to said organ.

"OH! Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"

Mean Bean Machine by Anonymus October 13, 2004

Lean Mean Keegan Machine

The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.

Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.

Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.

Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name

Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine

Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.

Lean Mean Keegan Machine by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 7, 2010

Green Mean Drinking Machine 

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

Green Mean Drinking Machine by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

lean green mean cream machine 

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

lean green mean cream machine by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021