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My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.
I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.
by DrFuck September 11, 2018
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Non-binary Lesbian Male

Non Binary Lesbian Male is a human that isn’t bisexual. Enjoys to be around & socialize with women and talking about feelings and such. When it come to sexual relations or sexual intercourse prefers to do the lesbian butch role.

Born as a male and prefers to stay male so he can still do manly man things like lifting heavy objects fixing things around the house, open stuck jar lids and going to the bar and try to hook up with girls. Also Making 25% more in wages for the same job that a woman can do.
Jeremy Lage “Jake” Is the first Non-Binary Lesbian Male born 03/28/1980
by DrFuck December 15, 2022
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
by DrFuck April 13, 2023
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SEX MAP

Sex Map is what stalkers use to

app that all of the spots This guy Named Will likes to keep his victims to Degrade and spit on and rape there corn holes.
My Sex Map is a map that creepers like Will or William like to store his precious Lynett and other women at that he has collected to Ass rape and make up lies so he looks like the victim.
by DrFuck February 18, 2022
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Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog
by DrFuck November 21, 2017
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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