mealstorm 

Any time a crowd of people rush to grab from a pile of free food.

The office manager sent an e-mail that there were free pizzas in the break room, and it only took a minute before there was a goddamn mealstorm.

mealstorm by Ironmaus May 30, 2011

mealsturbate 

To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.

Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.

mealsturbate by LixelPixel August 25, 2014

manstorm 

A trip a guy takes with his friends before the baby, and he leaves his preggo wife at home. Opposite of a "baby shower"

Yo we need to plan my manstorm so I get one last trip before that bundle of joy destroys my life. Also its a good excuse to leave Ruby at home.

manstorm by MasterDDT September 19, 2016

Malestorm

When a group of male caucasians come together to celebrate freedom. Usually consisting of ten males, nine of them get into the handstand position while the lone standing male begins to jerk all of them off.

Wow that was a good movie, malestorm anyone?

Malestorm by Ron Tanaka January 25, 2011

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

e-maelstrom by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

The Maelstrom 

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.

The Maelstrom by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005

maelstrom 

The most awesome Ragnarok Online guild on chaos server, with the sweetest members in the world.

OMG I was beaten by Maelstrom!!

maelstrom by Me July 30, 2004