mealsturbate

To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.

Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.

by LixelPixel August 25, 2014

mealsturbate

The act of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!

by Whooty wrangler April 6, 2014