Definitions by Ironmaus

bunny kiss 

When two people rub or press noses together. It is usually an innocent expression of affection, often shared between family.

The act is sometimes called an eskimo kiss in Western countries because of an early stereotype about Arctic natives. It is similar in performance to the "kunik" of some Inuit cultures and the Maori hongi.

"Last night was awesome, bro. Third base! Next date, I'm in."

"Bullshit. I saw her give you a bunny kiss on the porch. You're in the friend zone."

bunny kiss by Ironmaus January 3, 2012

notluck 

A notluck is a gathering where food will be eaten, but unlike a potluck, the food you bring is just for yourself (meaning you can opt not to bring food if you're not hungry).

"We had a potluck for the last movie night and Shannon was the only one who brought food. So this time, it's a notluck: you're all on your own for dinner. And it's still BYOB, you drunks; the company is not springing for your beer."

notluck by Ironmaus December 15, 2011

OOF 

E-mail shorthand for being out of the office. Originated inside Microsoft and stood for "out of facility."

"I'll be OOF Monday through Wednesday. Elaine will handle the Tuesday conference call. Take any emergencies to Tim."

OOF by Ironmaus November 28, 2011

mealstorm 

Any time a crowd of people rush to grab from a pile of free food.

The office manager sent an e-mail that there were free pizzas in the break room, and it only took a minute before there was a goddamn mealstorm.

mealstorm by Ironmaus May 30, 2011

whimjob 

Performing a job that isn't yours, or undertaking a task you hadn't planned, just because the mood strikes you.

She made me promise to feed the rabbit while she was away, but building the three-floor bunny castle was a whimjob.

whimjob by Ironmaus December 25, 2010

jerk raise 

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.

"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"

jerk raise by Ironmaus May 23, 2008