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Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.
I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.
me-mai by bdawgy0 June 9, 2011
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me cagüen tu mai 

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.
-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.
me cagüen tu mai by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021
A self-centred e-mail, which talks in detail about your weekend, your relationships or how you are feeling etc, the contents of which are likely to be irrelevant to its recipients or are written purely as a form of self-therapy. Can be ambigiously friendly or malicious - within a close-knit group me-mails may be written to alleviate feelings of status envy in the sender or to attempt to invoke those feelings in its recipients.
Hi guys, had a FANTASTIC weekend. It's going SO well with me and John - I just can't get enough of him! Don't want to pour cold wataer on it but I think he's going to propose soon!! I know I'm so lucky to have met him, and he's so rich too. We went to the most amazing restaurant on Saturday and then he drove me all the way down the coast just for afternoon tea. How lucky am I?! Can't believe it's Monday already though - still, only a few more days till the weekend!! Can't wait!!!! Janet x
me-mail by Dave Drodge March 10, 2004
Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.
"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."
me-mail by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009
To send yourself email to another of your email address's
Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.
Me-mail by NatoSA December 2, 2010
Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
Me-Mail by obillo April 10, 2009
"Me-mail" refers to an email sent, inadvertently, to oneself, instead of the intended recepient.
When I clicked "send" that missive went to me, instead of John, because I had inadvertently typed my own address in the "to" blank.
me-mail by Amy Allen April 2, 2005
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