me-mai

Pronounced "mee-may." Short for meter maids, the folks who check to see if you haven't paid the meter or are otherwise parked illegally---and then fine you.

I parked on King Street for five Goddamned minutes and wound up with a $45 ticket. I swear, man---the me-mai is worse than the po-po.

by bdawgy0 June 9, 2011

me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021

me-mail

A self-centred e-mail, which talks in detail about your weekend, your relationships or how you are feeling etc, the contents of which are likely to be irrelevant to its recipients or are written purely as a form of self-therapy. Can be ambigiously friendly or malicious - within a close-knit group me-mails may be written to alleviate feelings of status envy in the sender or to attempt to invoke those feelings in its recipients.

Hi guys, had a FANTASTIC weekend. It's going SO well with me and John - I just can't get enough of him! Don't want to pour cold wataer on it but I think he's going to propose soon!! I know I'm so lucky to have met him, and he's so rich too. We went to the most amazing restaurant on Saturday and then he drove me all the way down the coast just for afternoon tea. How lucky am I?! Can't believe it's Monday already though - still, only a few more days till the weekend!! Can't wait!!!! Janet x

by Dave Drodge March 10, 2004

me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.

"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."

by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009

Me-mail

To send yourself email to another of your email address's

Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.

by NatoSA December 2, 2010

Me-Mail

Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"

by obillo April 10, 2009

me-mail

"Me-mail" refers to an email sent, inadvertently, to oneself, instead of the intended recepient.

When I clicked "send" that missive went to me, instead of John, because I had inadvertently typed my own address in the "to" blank.

by Amy Allen April 2, 2005