obillo's definitions

cellfool

public nuisance who obstructs or endangers others by driving or walking with his phone in his ear and his head up his ass.

He's a major-league cellfool, with three talking-while-driving accidents to his discredit.

by obillo December 19, 2011

Me-Mail

Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"

by obillo April 10, 2009

Wed-by date

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.

Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."

by obillo April 10, 2009