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a long penis’d man with many love interests
mcwig by anonymous November 12, 2023
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A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?
McNigga by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 27, 2019
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McNigglet 

A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.
That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.
McNigglet by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Chicken McNiggas 

A group of niggas who love chicken.
Mom, can I have some money for McDonald's? Are you going with your friends? Yeah, me and the Chicken McNiggas are going. We all love chicken.
Chicken McNiggas by Joshman313 January 19, 2016

McJigglies 

The man boobs of an overly obese man found at McDonalds.
"Hey! Look at the McJigglies on that one!"
McJigglies by Mr. Goodrich December 16, 2007

Caethan McWilliams 

Caethan McWilliams or commonly known as Mr bones or just boney, is a shaggy looking mother fucker who is currently in a very sexual relationship with Nicholas (dino), Caethan loves a good bondage session with his lover and sometimes a bit of hentai cosplay.
Lochie: Caethan McWilliams is BoNeY BoneY BONEY

Nicholas: BonEY BONEy MR BONeSSSSS

Mcdigits 

while at a Mcdonalds location you get a girls phone number
person 1: Did you see Toby over there? He got some Mcdigits.
person 2: Tobys a boss
Mcdigits by boss fer sher September 22, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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