A troll on the internet who has deemed himself "Lord Internet". He can often be found on Facebook and Xbox live. Is known for pissing off everyone and taking pride in being an asshole.
Facebook girl: Happy McSlappy won't stop trolling my Justin Bieber Statuses!
Guy: That's because you deserve to be trolled by Lord Internet for liking Justin Bieber lol
A person who loves sleeping. He/She would rather sleep than do anything else in this world. They also have no problem falling a sleep and can sleep up to 14 hours. Insomniacs are often jealous of these type of people.
Ryan the insomniac can't fall asleep if his life depended on it, while Sleeper McSleepington started snoring while talking on the phone. Sleeper woke up the next day with the phone off the hook.