Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
A Republican United States Senator from Arizona who is somehow a senator despite losing her election. A typical politician in it for herself. The first female fighter pilot in the history of the United States. That’s cool, I guess. However, she is simply another paid off politician.
See also flip-flop.
The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.
Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.
the most noble human being on the face of snailtopia
even the portuguese man of wars that say squiiiiiiiiiishhhhh
cannot withstand the power of his presence
also a term of greatness
i felt like Shucks McGillycutty after we won the game at nite time
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!