Mausage

A thick and tasty appendage that dangles between the knees of the male of the human species

When working out at his local gym, Bob couldn't believe the size of his trainers mausage as he spotted him on the bench press.

by blaume October 13, 2009

Mausage

A rod-shaped part of seasoned ground moose in a casing, normally blue in appearance.

Sausage party more like mausage party.

by Mr. Zmlaqp October 1, 2025

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

Keif Massage

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.

Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better

by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

by GilvaSunner February 14, 2012