Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.
Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.
The offering of oneself as inspiration; the fusion of muse, message, and usage. To become both the source and subject of art. Coined by Thelma Webb — The Seductive Sensualist (2025).
She told him she would turn him into a poem, and he offered his Musage.”
The offering of oneself as inspiration; the fusion of muse, message, and usage. To become both the source and subject of art. Coined by Thelma Webb — The Seductive Sensualist (2025).
She told him she would turn him into a poem, and he offered his Musage.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.