Mom's "secret" sausage used for masturbating when she doesn't have anything else around for her to use.
Person 1: I woke up in the middle of the night for a quick snack when I saw mom masturbating with her mousage on the counter!
Person 2: Man, dad really needs to just give her his own weiner.
The offering of oneself as inspiration; the fusion of muse, message, and usage. To become both the source and subject of art. Coined by Thelma Webb — The Seductive Sensualist (2025).
She told him she would turn him into a poem, and he offered his Musage.”
The offering of oneself as inspiration; the fusion of muse, message, and usage. To become both the source and subject of art. Coined by Thelma Webb — The Seductive Sensualist (2025).
She told him she would turn him into a poem, and he offered his Musage.”
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.