mcquank

when you're either an idiot, a thot, or a loser... Or doing something stupid.

T: Allison is such a mcquank
O: I know right, the other day she threw me into a lava pit and wasn't even sorry about it.

by OceanicManta January 28, 2019

Launchpad McQuack

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.

Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.

by Jaroferic January 11, 2012

Launchpad McQuack

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.

Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-

by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013

Launchpad McQuack

A sexy pilot originating from DuckTales (2017), he is a true chad and a homie, he also is in a commited relationship with Drake Mallard AKA Darkwing Duck, they also share a kick ass daughter called Gosylan Mallard

Damn bro I sure do love the best character Launchpad McQuack

by Gengargaming_92 December 28, 2020

mcquacks

better version of mcdonalds. donalds=ducks=quacks, capiche?

q) whaddya want from mcquacks u intolerable window licking bitch mutha fucker?

a) a feckin chicken sandwich and easy on the chef special mayo!

by mr_rider March 24, 2004

Launchpad McQuack

1. a character on duck tales
2. an erect penis

hey, your launchpad mcquack is about to lift-off

by bs & co March 1, 2005

McQuanker

A Vagina....old Australian Slang

"The Mrs had to go see the doctor about her McQuanker!"
"Her McQuanker looked like it'd been hit with a broad axe!"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024