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Launchpad McQuack 

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
Launchpad McQuack by Jaroferic January 11, 2012

Launchpad McQuack 

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.
Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-
Launchpad McQuack by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013

Launchpad McQuack 

A sexy pilot originating from DuckTales (2017), he is a true chad and a homie, he also is in a commited relationship with Drake Mallard AKA Darkwing Duck, they also share a kick ass daughter called Gosylan Mallard
Damn bro I sure do love the best character Launchpad McQuack
Launchpad McQuack by Gengargaming_92 December 28, 2020

Launchpad McQuack 

hey, your launchpad mcquack is about to lift-off
Launchpad McQuack by bs & co March 1, 2005

lunchpad mcquack 

The unofficial name of the first song in the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs The World". It is performed by the Sex Bob-Ombs in the movie.
"Let's start off with Lunchpad Mcquack."

"That's not its name"
lunchpad mcquack by brendinosaur November 16, 2012