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mcfuckme 

Attractive McDonalds worker: Can I take your order?
Brave customer: One McFuckme, please.
Attractive McDonalds worker: *hold my earrings*

Notes:
Not to be confused with mcgangbang
Not served on the dollar menu
mcfuckme by stephendragon June 12, 2014

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer
Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.
fatty mcfuckhead by Canobes September 24, 2019

Fatty McFuckhead

1. A very fat and large man who is called Clive or sometimes just Mr. Palmer
Fatty McFuckhead needs to get over himself
Fatty McFuckhead by Forgualent September 24, 2019

Fucky McFuckems 

A group of people that bullshit around all the damn time
Those dudes in the Inventory Department are a bunch of Fucky McFuckems, they need to get their shit straight.
Fucky McFuckems by Action_Jackson VA September 25, 2009

Mcfucked 

A phenomenon that occurs when you purchase something at the McDonald’s drive through, only to realize that 99 percent of your order is wrong on the trip home.
I ordered a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke at the McDonald’s drive through . Halfway home I realized they gave me a fish sandwich, a half filled box of fries, and an orange soda. Goddammit, I’ve been Mcfucked again.
Mcfucked by arnie123 May 12, 2018
McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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