"Ohmygosh! I hate her, she is such a Mazveen!"
by Anti-Maz November 27, 2004
Get the Mazveen mug.A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of Mazveens, emmited through air pores on their skin surface. A Mazveen resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart. It would waver their hold on your anatomy and you can fling them into the nearest disposal container, before you contact Mazicide (organisation dedicated to eradicating Mazveens) and wait for them to collect the container for incineration. For good measure during the wait, torturing the creature in the container with strong acid is a common practice among (sadistic) people.
Ingrid: Omg! I think a Mazveen got my shoulder!
Traci: Chill out, I'm on it. This piece of shite is a dead mofo.
Traci: Chill out, I'm on it. This piece of shite is a dead mofo.
by frogcube November 28, 2004
Get the Mazveen mug.An exceptionally thick, wild and bushy afro. Usually induces eyesore and/or revulsion in anyone unfortunate enough to get within 5ft of one.
by frogcube November 28, 2004
Get the mazveen mug.She’s the most pengest dankest sweetheart out there and will never leave your side.she cares about everyone and will back you no matter what, she’s the most loyal out there and you should never heart her.If you have a Manveen as a best friend your a really lucky person. Manveens are normally really popular and social and get along with everyone,hence why everyone loves her.shes really outgoing and adventurous and fun to be around and will only help you with your problems
That peng ting is Manveen
by Tdidydkykdtkdtfgkgixyicyo November 14, 2019
Get the Manveen mug.If you know a Mahveen, you are so lucky. She is one hundred percent the realest and funniest person out there. She always has dirty jokes, and is usually the smartest of the class. Mahveen is a weirdo, but you love her. It’s impossible not to. She is always there for you, but can give you space if you need it. She is a chill person, most likely to be a bro for the boys.
Today I saw midget porn, and thought of Mahveen.
Sometimes Mahveen is too funny.
You are such a good friend, your name should be Mahveen.
Sometimes Mahveen is too funny.
You are such a good friend, your name should be Mahveen.
by I do definitions :) June 7, 2020
Get the mahveen mug.A girl who is the best friend you can ever have. She knows more than she lets on and is a keen observer of her surroundings. She is smart and is the most intelligent girl in most rooms.
by Manveena February 7, 2018
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