Skip to main content
A term used to describe any female who is severely deluded. See also fugly and hoe.
"Ohmygosh! I hate her, she is such a Mazveen!"
Mazveen by Anti-Maz November 27, 2004
Words you can keep
A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of Mazveens, emmited through air pores on their skin surface. A Mazveen resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart. It would waver their hold on your anatomy and you can fling them into the nearest disposal container, before you contact Mazicide (organisation dedicated to eradicating Mazveens) and wait for them to collect the container for incineration. For good measure during the wait, torturing the creature in the container with strong acid is a common practice among (sadistic) people.
Ingrid: Omg! I think a Mazveen got my shoulder!
Traci: Chill out, I'm on it. This piece of shite is a dead mofo.
Mazveen by frogcube November 28, 2004
Related Words
An exceptionally thick, wild and bushy afro. Usually induces eyesore and/or revulsion in anyone unfortunate enough to get within 5ft of one.
Her hair totally did a Mazveen after she finally released it from the hairdryer/bubblegum.
mazveen by frogcube November 28, 2004
She’s the most pengest dankest sweetheart out there and will never leave your side.she cares about everyone and will back you no matter what, she’s the most loyal out there and you should never heart her.If you have a Manveen as a best friend your a really lucky person. Manveens are normally really popular and social and get along with everyone,hence why everyone loves her.shes really outgoing and adventurous and fun to be around and will only help you with your problems
That peng ting is Manveen
Manveen by Tdidydkykdtkdtfgkgixyicyo November 14, 2019
If you know a Mahveen, you are so lucky. She is one hundred percent the realest and funniest person out there. She always has dirty jokes, and is usually the smartest of the class. Mahveen is a weirdo, but you love her. It’s impossible not to. She is always there for you, but can give you space if you need it. She is a chill person, most likely to be a bro for the boys.
Today I saw midget porn, and thought of Mahveen.
Sometimes Mahveen is too funny.

You are such a good friend, your name should be Mahveen.
When something is very crazy
That was a mazeen
Mazeen by VoiceOfTheStreets February 16, 2021

Manveena 

A girl who is the best friend you can ever have. She knows more than she lets on and is a keen observer of her surroundings. She is smart and is the most intelligent girl in most rooms.
Manveena is the closest you get to awesome
Manveena by Manveena February 7, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next