mazio

Tall Handsome Male, with Huge Penis

Hey There Goes A Mazio walking past

by Dion Miller November 21, 2021

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.

Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.

by Mario Kart 8 Deluxe April 12, 2022

robert manion

an icon, a legend. hips, hair and biceps thriving. he's a very pretty australian most known for his iconic roles in starkid productions twisted ; as a guard, as the magic carpet and as Baful (RIP Abdul), tgwdlm ; as (the very great) professor Hidgens and the (even greater) hot chocolat kid, and finally, in firebringer, where he got his best role ; snarl's left paw.

Robert Manion is such an icon. I love him

by StarkidStan August 7, 2019

Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.

Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Kart

A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.

Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"

by AnonymousDictionarist February 1, 2016

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009