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Successful internet marketer. Author of best selling books before they've been written. Creative copywriter. Advertising genius. Tribe builder. Team leader.
He thinks he's a real Manion. He's an online an marketing guru, or he aspires to be.
Manion by Geekseeker April 3, 2017
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to pass out with an open beverage in your hand and proceed to spill it all over yourself.
Greg was really fucked up last night and pulled a manion.
manion by timmyj May 5, 2006
A lover of people and animals. One who loves horses. An outgoing empathetic individual who has a big heart.
She's such a Manion. She treats her horse like a Manion. Look how she's commands respect from her pets. She is such a Manion.
Manion by BluePrinz January 16, 2023
n. a man companion who you have not DTR'd as a boyfriend. Not to be confused with manpanion.
Andy: So are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?

Amy: He isn't my boyfriend. He is just my manion.
manion by Josie Hart October 20, 2008
Someone who acts as if they have a below average IQ (i.e. someone who has a mental retardation or acts as if they have one).
You are being such a Manion right now.
1. A disgusting, vile creature capable and willing to perform sexual intercourse on any orifice small enough to provide friction for a notoriously small penis. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

2. An extreme case of acne. Individuals with Manion Acne are typically reviled by God and should be avoided; exposure to pus excreted from the acne of these individuals can cause syphilis, contamination of the soul, impotence, and blindness.

3. A foul smelling creature.
1. n. Wow, I can't believe that guy fucked a dead possum...I mean, really, what a manion!
v. Did you hear Billy's going to prison? Apparently he manioned his 8 year old sister.

2. Stay away from Mike, he's got bad case of manion.

3. Jesus, I bet you could smell that manion from outer space.
manion by Bobby the Bull January 8, 2009