maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

Maypole

When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.

All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.

by Mac D. May 09, 2006

Maypole dancing

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

by here we go again May 24, 2019

painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 06, 2009

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011