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Maypole 

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When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.
All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.
Maypole by Mac D. May 9, 2006
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maypole 

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the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)
Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.
maypole by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010
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Related Words
Maypole • Maypole dancing • maypole smuggler • painted maypole • Sanding his maypole • maybole syrup • Mayplethre • man pole • mayo legs

Maypole dancing 

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The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try
When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.
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maypole smuggler 

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a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible
you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed
maypole smuggler by james screech August 26, 2008
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Sanding his maypole 

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Masturbating in public
Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."
Sanding his maypole by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011
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painted maypole 

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a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET
painted maypole by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009
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manpole 

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person with a very long penis
"what a big manpole you have."
manpole by Evil1 November 3, 2004
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