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max. gets no bitches
max. by haddles. April 13, 2022
Charming, talkative guy who is really obvious when flirting but is too scared to say something. Smart, but doesn’t really show it because it isn’t his personality. Likes sports and is usually decent at things he starts. Good work ethic, and is serious about what he does. Can take a joke, and often gets teased because he can deal with it and it’s really easy for other people to do. Usually looks for the kind of girl others wouldn’t, and can’t explain why often. Very affectionate, especially with pets and babies. Often overlooked by others, and doesn’t go for popularity. Good relationship with family, and obedient most of the time. Can talk for hours on end, whether people want to listen or not. Sweet, and more caring then people know. Uses their words effectively, and commonly uses difficult words when speaking. Doesn’t want to and rarely does lose an argument, as they have a strong sense of what’s right. Pretty mature, can hang out with older kids and is well-liked.
I’ve been asking around about Max and I haven’t gotten two similar answers yet.
Max by RudStud February 19, 2019
Short for "maximus" Another word for "beast"
Meaning large penis and very good at everthing
Max by buster123 March 9, 2015
Max means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Max gets all the booty!
Max: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see max? He's the one with the large penis?
Max by I know someone January 24, 2017
Big cock
Max by Lil rover October 5, 2017
no definition for max because no one can define max
check out that max
Max by maxmuftc December 30, 2014
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