max thompson 

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

max thompson by Max thompson August 15, 2003

max thompson 

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

max thompson by Max thompson August 15, 2003

max thompson 

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon

"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"

max thompson by DMC April 22, 2005