A guy who’s dick is bigger than his ego...
Jk, Maurizio is a very sweet Italian guy who falls in love randomly. He knows how to treat girls and is a 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓸𝓲.
But he actually has a big dick :)

Come over and let me smash, Maurizio

Maurizio by Hisnumberonebitch August 16, 2019

Mauricio

Mauricio is a very funny guy. He knows how to flirt and good in the bed. Ladies should hit his dms first. He likes to do pranks and and is ladys man. But he is not no simp never cath him lacking being a simp.

Omg mauricio is so cute

Mauricio by jordan lemor October 8, 2019

mauricio

mauricio is a super hot white guy/mexican who can pull any girl (except one). He has the most beautiful eyes and the scrumptiest peach fuzz. Looking at his lean muscles will make you wish he was absolutely rocking your shit (WWE way). Everyone needs a Mauricio in their life just so they can see how much better it makes it.

Julianna: wow you're so awesome
Mauricio: stfu bitch you broke my heart

mauricio by sexiest person alive <3 February 4, 2021

Mauricio

This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.

Ty: Shit is that Mauricio?
Peter: Fuck ya nigga, I finna cum

Mauricio by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019

Mauricio

Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed

He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him

Girl hey your cute

Mauricio thx but I have a girlfriend

Mauricio by Mauricio in shot September 20, 2018

Mauricio way of typing

Writing a phrase that consist of the first word of the phrase being in low-key and the rest in caps.

mARIANA MARQUES IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

tHIS IS THE MAURICIO WAY OF TYPING

Mauricio way of typing by maurocioabqkbw July 23, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026