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Shes crazy beautiful,darkskin brown eyes and will bring a ton of adventures with ambition and sexiness , Brings out both the worst and the best in you a Mauressa is not only great in bed completely loyal and one hundred percent a freak and they don't ever deny it.

Kendra, " Wow Mauressa you're sexy wild"
Trever, " she;s frickin' beautiful"

mauressa

Shes crazy beautiful, brown eyes and will bring a ton of adventures with ambition and sexiness , Brings out both the worst and the best in you a Mauressa is not only great in bed completely loyal and one hundred percent a freak and they don't ever deny it.

Kendra, " Wow Mauressa you're sexy wild"
Trever, " she;s frickin' beautiful"

mauressa by Ressababy November 20, 2023

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Maurissa

A person with a free spirit and a kind heart. An individual that gives with no expectations. Someone as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. Someone you want to have in your corner.

That Maurissa sure is a pool shark

Maurissa by sunshine sunshine sunshine February 5, 2010

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matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

matressable by Midami June 9, 2005

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maressa

Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.

'You're amazing, are you sure your name isn't Maressa?'

maressa by Melissa Page December 24, 2007

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Maurissa

A young lady who has lots of heart and cares for her family and friends sometimes she has a problem with getting so attached and emotional with her lovers but that only shows that she cares for that person when u get a girl like her dont let her go

Hey Maurissa are you going to that party?

No i just want to stay home with my boyfriend

Maurissa by Queendance171717 January 26, 2017

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Maurissa

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).

Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!

Maurissa by OthelloBloke October 30, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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