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Maulding 

When you are extremely angry upset because something very stupid or unfair happened.
Samiya and Amir were maulding after the way they died in Call of Duty Cold War.
Maulding by Footballwe99 August 30, 2021
When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
when someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan is malding
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019
When someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan Piker is malding.
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Darth Mauling it 

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping
Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.
Darth Mauling it by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010
When someone is both mad and balding.
Hasan is malding.
malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019