matzea

When your dog puts its ass in your face and sits down

Wow, did you see Rover matzea Jim’s face the other day?

by Cricket Klein March 25, 2021

Matzerbator

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Mattea

You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!

Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!

by dancer11667 June 10, 2019

Matea

Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.

Guy: Oml she is gorgeous
Friend: Has to be a Matea. No cap
Girl: She isn't that good looking

by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020

matzah ass

A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.

Vin: Yo, Mike look at that girls ass.

Mike: Bitch's ass don't got any yeast, bitch got a matzah ass

by Mike McG July 3, 2008

Matea

The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. Jealous over my ex but just scared to be broken. She’s quiet but talks with her actions. Her eyes tell a whole story. Amazing accent that you will just fall in love with. Someone you’ll never leave.

Wow, I really love Matea. ~c

by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018

Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005