matty a 

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

matty a by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

Matty’s a simp 

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

Matty’s a simp by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

pullin' a matty 

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

pullin' a matty by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008

pulling a matty 

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

pulling a matty by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

Matty Ashcroft 

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

Matty Ashcroft by joel morrison June 26, 2019

Matt-a-tois 

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

Matt-a-tois by mattislaw April 4, 2009

Matt A 

Matt A is an amazing person and God's gift to your life! He will cheer you up anytime and he's good at it too. He is a person you can be around and not get too annoyed with (most of the time at least). I think the only thing that this person needs to work on is time management. besides that, he's a spectacular monkey!
He also works out a lot and loves eating food as well.
He is also besties with Matt P and they both love each other

Me: Hey, have you seen Matt A?
MB: No, why?
Me: He said he would meet me here.
MB: when?
Me: um, let's see... *checks time* *jaw drops* "It was supposed to be about 5 hours ago".
MB: bruh what?!

*car drives in parking lot* * they both look up and look at the car*
Me: who is tha... are you kidding me?!
MB: what?
Me: It's Matt A.
*Matt A walks out of the car with a huge smile on his face*
Me: what are you smiling about?
Matt A: I'm so happy I made it here on time!
Me: no you didn't, look at the time you are 5 hours late!
Matt A: No look I said this time......Oh my bad, I read that wrong.
Me: you're lucky you are a great person!
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Folks make sure you work on your time managment so you don't end up in Matt A's situation!

(<3 U)

Matt A by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 2, 2023