mattjew

When you want to spell Matthew but your finger slips and hits j instead of h

Dammit I meant to spell Matthew but instead spelled Mattjew!!!!

by hyehdxjxktezyldxlyxlyexlydx June 8, 2017

Mattjew

A Loli lover

If you keep being a mattjew imma call the popo

by The Ultimate Chad April 26, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020

Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019

matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.

i love matthew gray gubler

by babyeater666 July 18, 2020