gubler

1. A horrific and painful injury.

2. A horrific and painful knee injury, as akin to Matthew Gray Gubler's knee injury resulting from a dance move. Reportedly, Gubler's injury was one of the top two hundred of the worst knee injuries operated on by one of the nation's top surgeons. Gubler had to undergo a six hour surgery with three sugar screws and two 2 inch titanium screws.

1. Dude, I gublered my knee so bad yesterday.

2. A: Why is she walking funny?

B: Oh, she got a gubler yesterday at cheer practice.

3. Man, I don't think I can ever go to that club again after I gublered my knee there.

by gothiktenkasen December 18, 2009

Gubler

A portly humanoid creature commonly found in a dank cave somewhere in utah. The gubler could have once been considered human, but is now deformed from practicing incest with its own younglings. Deformities include: too many teeth, chodes, webbed fingers and toes, front bums, etc. It’s hungry, but it’s lazy. Thus, it eats its own shit. Due to constantly feeding on its own feces, it’s considerably rank with funky ass teeth and shit. In the last few hundred years, the gubler has fucked its way back into modern society, lowering the average IQ of the general population and believing in fairytales and shit. They pose as humans, but spend enough time around one of these slimy bitches and before long you’ll realize, “oh shit, orcs are real?” In short, the gubler is a dumb, ugly bag of ass; a waste of time and space. They suck.

Ah fuck, here comes Ed. Let’s get outta here, that dude’s a fucking gubler.

by GabbyJoe May 6, 2023

Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).

I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!

by Muireled August 14, 2010

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020

matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.

i love matthew gray gubler

by babyeater666 July 18, 2020

matthew gray gubler

the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid

did you see matthew gray gubler on criminal minds yesterday?

by Jxstjem June 5, 2020