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person 1: holy crap! look at all of these large moths swarming that light bulb! there's like 10 million!
person 2: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh. (runs away)
person 1: what's wrong with her?
person 3: she has matteophobia

matteophobia by Sun1479 September 8, 2007

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mastrophobia

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

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mottephobia

a major fear of moths, mainly the really big ones. especially when the come near you and buzz right in your ear.

a fear which i admit i have. mottephobia.

never wanting to be near a giant moth in fear of it flying into your ear.

mottephobia by the wind is changing September 12, 2005

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Mantiophobia

A fear of Mantije. It's split into Mesomantiophobia and Siromantiophobia.

"Hey does Allen want mantije?"
"Nah he has Mantiophobia."

Mantiophobia by Mantiophobic May 24, 2021

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Mantiophobia

The fear of mantije, usually Mesomantiophobia or Siromantiophobia. The fear of any kind of mantija is called Panmantiophobia.

"Hey Allen, you want some mantija?"
"Nah, I have Mantiophobia"

Mantiophobia by Mantiophobic May 24, 2021

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Masterphobiac

One with a fear of Masterbating.

My friend lost his testicles in a dangerous masterbation experiment. Now he has vowed to never masterbate again. People now call him a Masterphobiac.

Masterphobiac by MikeCovert November 16, 2011

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Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

Matchophobia by A matchophobia October 25, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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