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Mateiphobia 

A phobia of all guys named Matei, regardless of their appearance or behavior; if they have the name Matei, they are afraid of them.
"That's definitely some mateiphobia; he's scared of matei ." “Matei stop being so zesty! You’re giving everyone matei phobia”
Mateiphobia by matthewrr February 11, 2024
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Mashiphobia 

The fear of Mashiho shinning too much in a content.
"Dude this person has Mashiphobia" "How did you know?" "You'll find them discrediting/giving backheaded compliments whenever Mashiho gets recognition for something." "Oh wow! They're Mashiphobic losers" "I know right!"
Mashiphobia by WakuMellows September 1, 2022

maliphobia 

the fear of people named Amalia
person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"
maliphobia by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021

maiphobia 

The fear of being sexy.
You know you have maiphobia when you want to be ugly and unattractive.
maiphobia by Mai Kole September 12, 2005

Masterphobiac 

My friend lost his testicles in a dangerous masterbation experiment. Now he has vowed to never masterbate again. People now call him a Masterphobiac.
Masterphobiac by MikeCovert November 16, 2011

Maniphobia

Fear of Jack Manifold. You just want to beat him up but are also terrified of him and he's so scary. He also has an amazing voice and that makes it scary because he is similar to a siren. Jack Manifold also endorses among us which is a sin.
Humorist: I have Maniphobia.
Jack Manifold arrives
Maniphobia by Humorist May 5, 2021

Matzophobia 

The large fear of Matzah. Being afraid of yeast-lacking-bread.
He had matzophobia, so he could not join his girlfriend's family for their Passover Seder.
Matzophobia by matzahgirl April 7, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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