mattage

After a vigorous love making effort, the pubic region of ones body becomes wet, and the pubic hair gathers in wet tufts, or mattage.

Stella and Steve are very active love makers. The body fluids excreted during their love making is abundant. So much so that their entire masses of pubic hairs collect up the fluids and form peaks and knots. This is called mattage.

by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Mattage

The condition ones pubic hair is left in after a vigorous love making session.

We made made passionate love last night, and after it all I had mattage all over!

by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Mattage

When you lift up the rug and see a nasty little mess

Stevage - when did you last check under your Matt?
Joshage- *checks under matt* *gives the mattage clout*

by Mumage May 16, 2019

mantage

A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.

Barats and Bereta really managed to compile quite a mantage, didn't they?

by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007

Mattaes

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

Matagess

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

Mattanese

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020