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After a vigorous love making effort, the pubic region of ones body becomes wet, and the pubic hair gathers in wet tufts, or mattage.

Stella and Steve are very active love makers. The body fluids excreted during their love making is abundant. So much so that their entire masses of pubic hairs collect up the fluids and form peaks and knots. This is called mattage.

mattage by Chumpian May 6, 2008

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Mattage

The condition ones pubic hair is left in after a vigorous love making session.

We made made passionate love last night, and after it all I had mattage all over!

Mattage by Chumpian May 6, 2008

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Mattage

When you lift up the rug and see a nasty little mess

Stevage - when did you last check under your Matt?
Joshage- *checks under matt* *gives the mattage clout*

Mattage by Mumage May 16, 2019

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mantage

A montage consisting of manly, testosterony activities that only the grittiest, manly men can manage to cram into a series of clips.

Barats and Bereta really managed to compile quite a mantage, didn't they?

mantage by anonymouswaffles December 7, 2007

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Mattaes

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

Mattaes by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

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Matagess

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

Matagess by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

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Mattanese

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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