mateage 

An exclamation of joy, happiness and craziness.

"I just totally knocked up a whore"
"MATEAGE!!!"

mateage by Ovenchips November 17, 2006

Matagess 

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

Matagess by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

mattage 

After a vigorous love making effort, the pubic region of ones body becomes wet, and the pubic hair gathers in wet tufts, or mattage.

Stella and Steve are very active love makers. The body fluids excreted during their love making is abundant. So much so that their entire masses of pubic hairs collect up the fluids and form peaks and knots. This is called mattage.

mattage by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Mattage 

The condition ones pubic hair is left in after a vigorous love making session.

We made made passionate love last night, and after it all I had mattage all over!

Mattage by Chumpian May 6, 2008

Mattage 

When you lift up the rug and see a nasty little mess

Stevage - when did you last check under your Matt?
Joshage- *checks under matt* *gives the mattage clout*

Mattage by Mumage May 16, 2019

Mattagement 

Folks responsible for the disruption and destruction of an otherwise functional project, process, or company. Also, maladministered leadership or guidance.

The project was progressing swimmingly until mattagement stepped in.

Mattagement by anonymous May 2, 2021