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matress man 

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life
The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work
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man mattress 

A sleeping man that can be used as a man mattress
man mattress by stephette February 17, 2010

Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

matressmony 

1. Both a physical description of the place of sex and the sound it creates 2. The promise to have and to hold as long as you both shall last
1. Bianca and I are making that matressmony
2. We screw nonstop, we're in total matressmony
matressmony by I.P. Knightly February 7, 2015
A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
mantress by rawrmonster February 3, 2009
Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
mantress by joseph gordon April 16, 2008
The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.
The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed
Mantress by North&J June 12, 2016