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Matheijs is the rarest form of Mathijs, which makes matheijs even cooler.

Matheijs is very social and just pure awesome.
Guy 1: Dude is that mathijs?
Guy 2: No, thats matheijs
Guy 1: even better!
matheijs by Stoxness November 30, 2021
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Mathijsrock 

A tiny rock that you will not see until the moment you fall over it, predominantly on a skateboard
Fuck that hurt! All these Mathijsrocks on the halfpipe are fucking annoying!
Mathijsrock by MSTJ September 27, 2010
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a mathijs
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
mathijs by Origin2dxd December 3, 2016
The name (Mathijs) comes from a famous (business man) who became rich by being super cool during the 20th century. Mathijs Dikhoff was very popular and had many friends. How could you not like Mathijs!
The word Mathijs is used to describe cool people like Mathijs Dikhoff so actually the definition of cool came from him. Without him it would have never existed.
Mathijs by Mysterious woman October 8, 2018
A really cool guy who doesn't play tennis.
Let's not play tennis with Mathijs, he doesn't play it.
mathijs by horselover2006 July 17, 2017
Pure awesomeness, created by the gods
Omg, you are so Mathijs
Mathijs by Helicopterpiloot May 19, 2017
A really cool guy
Wow Mathijs is awesome!
mathijs by anonyous1113 July 15, 2017
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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