matfys 

Coolest person on the planet

This guy is matfys as fuck

matfys by Oli78 October 5, 2021

soul mateys 

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

soul mateys by eqolson August 25, 2009

Marshmallow Mateys 

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

Marshmallow Mateys by NerdApple May 19, 2007

Mathys 

That ONE guy, who i met that ONE time, who had that ONE quality that was ONE of a kind, on top of that his name is pretty unique, like ONE in a million.

Mathys: Hey, is anyone else here named Mathys?

Stranger: No, no on else in the world is named Mathys

Mathys by That One Guy you met once February 4, 2010

Matysha 

The one you love to hate. The one you can't live without. The one that makes everything better. The one you can count on. The loud one of the bunch. Amazing personality. Beautiful inside and out. Crazy but is the softest person ever.

She just might be Matysha !

Matysha by 907Chick July 12, 2011

MattySlays 

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

MattySlays by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

wanna-be Matys 

a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he has. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.

1) wanna-be Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I wannabe Matys, I WANT TO BE YOU!!

wanna-be Matys by Janczor December 24, 2008