Mathys 

That ONE guy, who i met that ONE time, who had that ONE quality that was ONE of a kind, on top of that his name is pretty unique, like ONE in a million.

Mathys: Hey, is anyone else here named Mathys?

Stranger: No, no on else in the world is named Mathys

Mathys by That One Guy you met once February 4, 2010

Mathys 

Mathys a boy usually very short and mean . He has a good personality. Tends to get mad easily.

Valeria :Have you seen mathys ?

Maya :He is helping Joanna ask Uriah out

Mathys by Polog 😍 June 14, 2019

Mathys 

that one boy you meet and you’ll never forget , brown/dark straight hair , with a beautiful nose , a gorgeous hand and a beautiful eye’s make you fall in love forever , can hurt you unintentionally have a good and warm heart make you feel like home and have a #bigdick im pretty sure

wow you have a big dick like Mathys !

Mathys by oniisaa November 17, 2021

mathys 

mathys is a very big mytho

en plus mathys ne parle pas anglais donc il a besoin de traduire sa propre définition

mathys by yapasmoyendjadjade November 22, 2021

Sparx maths 

Whenever i open sparx maths my internal organs rearrange themselves- a rat carcass falls out of my PC onto the ground with an ear-aching thud- Satan himself crawls to the deepest corner of hell, just to hide. This isn't even evil at this point, it is malicious, systemic child abuse. Whatever created sparx maths is the 2nd coming of Hitler, yes he is back from the dead. it always has 10 tasks, not so bad? well each "task" is filled with like 20 items, and did i mention, it MAKES you write all the questions down- and then it quizzes you randomly on the questions- and NO-ONE gets the pain, I literally told my mother about my pain and she literally told me "I don't give a shit." what. the. fuck. Sparx maths will bully you to a point of depression which from you cannot come back. Fuck Sparx, fuck life, fuck everyone, fuck you. THERE IS NO HOPE- GOD HAS LEFT US

"wow i sure do fucking hate sparx maths"

"same"

Sparx maths by eolgoj\iofsjg November 1, 2022

Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Sparx maths 

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.

Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

Sparx maths by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022