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matéo by weaches July 21, 2021
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A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.
Mateo is actually smart but tends to act stupid
Mateo by someone tht is curly January 6, 2020
Mateo is a very atractive and very apealing to almost every girl a well known popular person and a very talented person on his feet he has the natural gift of dancing. He Is also a very sweet loving and caring person who truly looks out for his friends and family. Hes not the tallest of the bunch but he isn't really short he has a tiny bit of a temper and can hold a grudge for quite a long while there is nobody else like him hes a 1 in a million person.
Mateo is the most creative and inspiring person I've ever seen!!.
Mateo by Mahxli_ax😂 August 26, 2017
A very hot and sexy guy with a big bulge 😍😛! Every girl dies for him! He loves sports and is good at school! And his body is amazing
I love mateo
Mateo by I_Love_YOUUU December 30, 2016
Someone who is extremely amazing. He is the most attractive guy around. You better hold on to him as long as you can. Mateo is an amazing person that has everyone drooling over him. If you ever get him, keep him as long as you can. Never lose a Mateo
Person 1: Look, it's Mateo!!
Person 2: He's so dreamy. I wish I had him!
Person 1: Same...
Mateo by StitchBear May 27, 2017
Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.
Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*
Mateo by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016
The most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. Distinguished by a sexy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. A person that you love.
Who's that?

Ohhh, It's just Mateo. LOOK AT THAT ASS!
Mateo by MEAUTREAO December 28, 2009
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