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to masturbate whilst stalking
By this point Ollie had become a hopelessly compulsive masturstalker, spending hours on end masturstalking furiously to friends & acquaintances on facebook.
by Angerthor February 18, 2011

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to masturbate while stalking someone
Jenny was shocked and horrified to discover Ron had been masturstalking her on facebook for several months.
by Angerthor February 01, 2011

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dad, father; male legal guardian
My pap pap's outta town y'all! Bust up into my crib with a slew of swedish stewardesses immediately!
by Angerthor December 17, 2010

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