mastursleep
Yeah man, so I just came all over and fell asleep covered in my cum and hand still on my dick. Totally got some good mastursleep.
mastursleep by hXcj July 20, 2013
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Masturbsleep
A case in which one starts masturbating, but then comes upon the realization that they are way too damn tired to continue masturbating to the point of orgasm; They typically weigh both sides of going to sleep or attempting to continue, and decide to fall asleep halfway through their session.
"I was really horny last night, but unfortunately I ended up masturbsleeping. The bright side, however: I was low on tissue!"
Masturbsleep by wayofallflesh April 25, 2009
mastursneeze
The act of deliberately tickling the inside of your nose with a small object for the purpose of making yourself have a nasal orgasm (a sneeze).
mastursneeze by darthchaosofrspw September 19, 2009
mastursleat
Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"
I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.
I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.
mastursleat by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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