mastursleep

That moment when you finish masturbating and involuntarily fall asleep directly after climax.

Yeah man, so I just came all over and fell asleep covered in my cum and hand still on my dick. Totally got some good mastursleep.

by hXcj July 20, 2013

mastursleeping

The act of masturbating in your sleep.

I caught Jack Mehoff mastursleeping last night

by mrmikey74077 October 18, 2014

Masturbsleep

A case in which one starts masturbating, but then comes upon the realization that they are way too damn tired to continue masturbating to the point of orgasm; They typically weigh both sides of going to sleep or attempting to continue, and decide to fall asleep halfway through their session.

"I was really horny last night, but unfortunately I ended up masturbsleeping. The bright side, however: I was low on tissue!"

by wayofallflesh April 25, 2009

mastursneeze

The act of deliberately tickling the inside of your nose with a small object for the purpose of making yourself have a nasal orgasm (a sneeze).

"Dude, I've got such a bad cold and I need to sneeze but I can't. I guess I better mastursneeze."

by darthchaosofrspw September 19, 2009

mastursleat

(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.

Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.

by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009