mastursleat 

(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.

Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.

mastursleat by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009

Masturbeat 

The act of masturbating with one self to the beat of a song. Can also be used in other tenses such as; Masturbeating or Masturbeated.

Billy just told me how much the band Dragonforce has changed his life since he only used to masturbeat to Rick Astley.

Masturbeat by William O'brien October 6, 2012

Masturcheating 

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

Masturcheating by Olfur October 4, 2010

mastursleeping 

The act of masturbating in your sleep.

I caught Jack Mehoff mastursleeping last night

mastursleeping by mrmikey74077 October 18, 2014

mastursation 

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.

Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.

mastursation by amishwhale August 15, 2019

Masturskating 

To masturbate and skate or Rollerblade at the same time.

"Oh my god that guy is pleasuring himself on the ice skating rink!!!"
"Oh that's just Mark. He's Masturskating."

Masturskating by Lloya March 1, 2010

Masturbreathing 

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing

"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"

Masturbreathing by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012