masturginity

The very first time you masturbate, very much like virginity.

boy 1: "i totally lost my masturginity this weekend when i was so bored i had nothing better to do."
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"

by UNKNOWNBITCH123 December 13, 2010

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturinity

Masturbate Virginity, the first time you tug on the ol' pecker.

Hey, Elise, Troye...you'll never guess what. I lost my masturinity last night.

by ClickHereToDie July 2, 2015

Masturbaginity

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

by Thaddeus82 January 16, 2009