mastiff

the biggest, best, and most badass of all dog breeds.
My mastiff is 10 months old and he already weighs 100 pounds.
by jenna leigh November 12, 2007
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Mastiff

Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.

Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?

Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
by All in the mind July 01, 2016
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Mastiff

Huge, undeterminably gigantic; gynormical
That wave was mastiff.
by wil colligan February 09, 2008
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english mastiff

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog
Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!
by Stufflover October 05, 2013
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bull mastiff

135 pounds of short-hair nasty that will cause strangers to shit their pants while at the same time lick the hand of their owner and devour any vermin that walks its way. The PERFECT porch dog! Gets respect at the vet (you KNOW what I mean). Little girls back away, then when you say, "No, it's friendly," smother the dog with huggs. It's why you love dogs in the first place!!
Oh, shit, that thing is gonna eat me-- Oh, it's just your Bull Mastiff.
by Fdale-boy March 04, 2011
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Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.
Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!
by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018
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Old Mastiff

An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014
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