by jenna leigh November 12, 2007
Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.
Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?
Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
by All in the mind July 01, 2016
That wave was mastiff.
by wil colligan February 09, 2008
by Stufflover October 05, 2013
135 pounds of short-hair nasty that will cause strangers to shit their pants while at the same time lick the hand of their owner and devour any vermin that walks its way. The PERFECT porch dog! Gets respect at the vet (you KNOW what I mean). Little girls back away, then when you say, "No, it's friendly," smother the dog with huggs. It's why you love dogs in the first place!!
by Fdale-boy March 04, 2011
Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.
Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.
Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.
by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018
An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014