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manstiff 

a group of male guy friends. OR a saying used to describe a "feeling" or something cool
OMG that's manstiff over there!
OR

"Dang I just got this new truck"
--'Manstiff!"
manstiff by qwertyuiop098765 February 13, 2018
Words you can keep
Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.

Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?

Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
Mastiff by All in the mind July 1, 2016

english mastiff 

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog
Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!
english mastiff by Stufflover October 5, 2013
Huge, undeterminably gigantic; gynormical
That wave was mastiff.
Mastiff by wil colligan February 9, 2008

bull mastiff

135 pounds of short-hair nasty that will cause strangers to shit their pants while at the same time lick the hand of their owner and devour any vermin that walks its way. The PERFECT porch dog! Gets respect at the vet (you KNOW what I mean). Little girls back away, then when you say, "No, it's friendly," smother the dog with huggs. It's why you love dogs in the first place!!
Oh, shit, that thing is gonna eat me-- Oh, it's just your Bull Mastiff.
bull mastiff by Fdale-boy March 4, 2011
the biggest, best, and most badass of all dog breeds.
My mastiff is 10 months old and he already weighs 100 pounds.
mastiff by jenna leigh November 12, 2007

Manstuff 

1. adv. To be manly or the act of being manly
2. adv. To hurt someone or the act of hurting someone
3. v. To have gay sex or the act of having gay sex.
1. I'm gonna go do manstuff...
2. I'm in the mood for doing some manstuff.
3. how about you and I go to my place and we do some manstuff
Manstuff by Blastdoors. October 21, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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